The Deadbolt Witch
Posted by johnamor | Filed under Work
As moon looms high and head hangs low,
There sits terror in the hearts that know
That be you simple or be you rich
Your home may harbor the Deadbolt Witch.
Mottled skin of ashen gray,
Eyes so black they blot the day.
If you so spy her be not brave
Know that your children you cannot save
Best keep her out of house and home,
Sure to lock up when you’re alone;
For if the deadbolts you forget,
A laugh from your quarters you will regret.
One Response to “The Deadbolt Witch”
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Alex Says:
May 31st, 2012 at 1:47 pmOH SNAP, THIS IS GREAT STUFF! I LOVE IT!
And I seldom express my feelings in all caps too.
